OK, here's what's REALLY happening in the Waal household:
George Clooney called last week. Bethany has decided to skip 8th-12th grade to join the Peace Corps in Darfur, caring for widows and orphans.
Kailey had her final interview with NASA for the Astrophysics Engineer position. If she lands the job she'll be the youngest employee in the space program by 13 years.
Neti's language continues to baffle our teachers. She's currently coaching Brian Williams and Katie Couric on proper pronunciation.
We signed a $13 million per year contract for Meke to do Quaker Oatmeal commercials.
And Jazzy (our dog) was gnawed to death by a squirrel.
Ummm, could we have something a little more exciting?!?!
ReplyDeleteUGH! You people put me under such pressure!
ReplyDeleteOK, here's what's REALLY happening in the Waal household:
George Clooney called last week. Bethany has decided to skip 8th-12th grade to join the Peace Corps in Darfur, caring for widows and orphans.
Kailey had her final interview with NASA for the Astrophysics Engineer position. If she lands the job she'll be the youngest employee in the space program by 13 years.
Neti's language continues to baffle our teachers. She's currently coaching Brian Williams and Katie Couric on proper pronunciation.
We signed a $13 million per year contract for Meke to do Quaker Oatmeal commercials.
And Jazzy (our dog) was gnawed to death by a squirrel.
Satisfied!?!?!
Thanks for the update! :-) Sorry to hear about Jazzy's tragic death.
ReplyDeleteFinally, something we can all sink our teeth into---now I don't have to watch TMZ all the time.
ReplyDeleteDave
Poor Jazzy! I hope she tried to fight back!
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